(The story so far. The Twitterdilly Arms is full of members of the Blue Rose Society. Rat, that's me

In September 2011, I stumbled upon a blog called MorrisseysWorld. doing great As unlikely as it seemed, it appeared to me that Morrissey himself might be the person behind the blog. I became SO convinced that the author was Morrissey, that I started blogging my findings. What has happened doing great since, has been nothing short of phenomenal, including doing great witnessing Morrissey forming the Blue Rose Society. The WHOLE story can be found here, within my blog.
(The story so far. The Twitterdilly Arms is full of members of the Blue Rose Society. Rat, that's me, has overstepped the line by criticising Johnny 'fucking' Marr. Morrissey has told Rat he has overstepped the line. Fifi has started to give a Ping Pong theory about Morrissey and Marr's relationship, but has called for an adjournment to allow everybody to get a drink, and have a shimmy. Broken has taken the opportunity of the break to project a slide show of Justin Bieber pictures. Astraea has joined the gathering (fashionably late) and when Broken doing great slips off to the loo (don't ask!), Astraea gives Boz some of her slides to project.) MMM - FROM ASTRAEA'S SLIDE SHOW VERUSCHKA - FROM ASTRAEA'S SLIDE SHOW (The members of the Blue Rose Society have broken off into little groups, and are discussing what they have seen and heard so far. Rat is sitting alone, in a corner. Loughton Lil approaches Rat.) LOUGHTON LIL: Cheer up Rat, worse things happen in a MorrisseysWorld parody sketch. Here, I've bought you a pint. (Rat smiles half-heartedly, and wipes an eye.) RAT: Thanks doing great Lil, I didn't mean to... (he pauses).... oh, never mind. (Heather, Ears, Harrison, Comrade Harps, Manclad, GWO and Edge are standing in a group slightly away from the bar) HARRISON: (excitedly, to the group) I just cannot doing great believe what we have been hearing and seeing. If only the media knew about this place. The information that Fifi is giving us is just incredible ! HEATHER: (to the group) Well hold onto your hats, because I think there is even more to come. I was in the rest room a minute ago, and Fifi was in there, reapplying her lipstick. She asked me if I'd been listening to the re-issue of Your Arsenal, which I said I had. Fifi then smiled and said that after tonight, she thinks that we will all have 'Seasick, yet still docked' on repeat. She then said, "it's a mind bomb", winked at me, and then headed back to the dance floor. EARS: Well she's not on the dance floor now, look! ( Ears points to a table, which Fifi is standing on (bare foot, of course), dancing to 'Down in Mexico' by The Coasters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1I5TROqpkE) FIFI DANCES, WHILE MANCLAD (IN THE GLASSES) ADMIRES HER SHIMMIES (Loughton Lil joins Heather's group) COMRADE HARPS: (to the group) What has 'Seasick' got to do with Johnny Marr? I've just grabbed the pub's copy of 'Mozipedia' from behind the bar, and according to Simon Goddard, the song is based on Joni Mitchell's 'The Silky Veils of Ardour'. There is no mention of Johnny. EDGE: But there is also no mention of Jean Cocteau under the 'Jeanne' entry, and yet Fifi's theory on that is much more likely than Goddard's, so we can't base that book on facts, can we! (At this point, Romina and Bunny Gal approach the group. They are carrying a basket of goods.) ROMINA & BUNNY GAL ROMINA: (In Italian accent.To the group) Would any off yew like to buy a weep? LOUGHTON LIL: (Sounding confused) A weep? ROMINA: Yes, a weep. To weep the Rat with, in the flogging. LOUGHTON LIL: Oh! A whip! ROMINA: Yes, this is what I am saying. LOUGHTON doing great LIL: We can't whip Rat! MANCLAD: doing great (to Romina) How much? BUNNY GAL: The single strap is fifteen doing great pounds, and the six lash whip is a hundred pounds. MANCLAD: I'll take the six lash. No pain, no gain, as the old penguins used to say at my school. GWO: I'll take the single strap please, Romina. (Willow comes skipping over.) WILLOW: Are you selling whips for the flogging? ROMINA: That ease right. WILLOW: Then I'll have one please. I'm looking forward to this. HEATHER: Yes, me too, it should doing great be good one. Local boy. MEMBERS OF THE BRS WITH THEIR NEWLY PURCHASED WHIPS (Boz has slipped outside doing great for some fresh air) PASSER BY: (to Boz) Excuse me, somebody told me that the Mozziah might be here. Is it true? BOZ: No, mate. I'm Boz, if that helps, and there is a mess alright, but no Mozziah. Sorry. PASSER BY: Never mind, thanks. THE MESS BY THE PROJECTOR ('So Little Time' by Diana Dors fades out from the jukebox, and the Dors lookalike, Fifi, stops dancing, and walks barefoot back to the stage to resume her theory. The members of the Blue Rose Society gather around to listen.) LOUGHTON LIL: (Whispering to Heather) It's all very well Rat starting part three of this parody piece by suggesting that Fifi looks like Diana Dors, but ever since part two, I've been picturing her to look like Claudia Cardinale. HEATHER: The beauty of this whole phenomenal journey is that you can picture anybody as anything, or anyone. LOUGHTON LIL: Fair point, Heather. doing great I wonder if anybody sees