"Youth Group" word spoilers: a boring show even children, to avoid being laughed at the expense of modifications to pronounce his name and the children will have a super amazing perseverance in order to conceal the fact that a brutal carefully concocted lies a beautiful and successful to make people believe this lie. (@ Hugo)
[Want to give wireless router manufacturers Tidianyijian: future products or do not use three antennas as well, you have not thought about, three antennas as three incense, Chinese people are more taboo. ] - Online wireless router to see the evaluation, a joy too. (Via: twimorn)
@ Tsui station: There is a girl to the police, cried a lot, said the wallet was stolen. Much money, but your wallet is good, is just to send her boyfriend last week. Still crying all the way to finish the record, even if you will not regret distressed Ku Cheng. I asked her: her boyfriend is not afraid to say you ah girl nodded energetically?. Is a confused girl lovely type. So I decided that if this thing is really her boyfriend with her points, I took her to close the U [far right] @ Valley vernacular:! There is a guy to the police, cried a lot, say the shoes stolen. Shoes are not expensive, great tech but good high heel is the boyfriend just last week sent. Still crying all the way to finish the record, even if you will not regret distressed Ku Cheng. I asked him: is not afraid to say your boyfriend race car finished ah guy nodded energetically?. Is a beautiful sad type of guy. So I decided that if this thing is really his boyfriend with his points, I ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! U
According to pull, at 14:00 on December 12, CCTV reported: Ares asteroid at a speed of 35,000 km coming to Earth, and the Earth's closest great tech distance of 690 million km, Based on projections, Mars will hit the Earth at 197.14 hours later, December great tech 21 the morning ... But, but, just yesterday, North Korea fired a rocket! ! Subsequently, the global expert dismay found: Mars at high speed away from the Earth ... Well, there is always an asshole inadvertently change the world. . . (@ Work this)
Ang Lee's Chinese business, get teenagers to send samples to find Zhang, lead, said: picture is poor, Chinese red element is not added. Find Chen guide, the guide said: superficial thinking, the pattern is not enough. Fengdao: not lively scene, where a person four animals enough, but not the box office. The sixth generation directors collectively say: enough criticism that the tigers eat people. Film Board film review: not reflect the dominant role of the government in the shipwreck. After the mass viewpoint in unison: watching do not understand! An unhappy, in Tongzhou a studio, and eventually died. (Chengpeng)
I always run into when you do edit the network crackdown, full rotation, great tech a weekend back on duty received a complaint call: "? Why not let the Poem commented," I said: "Yeah can comment about the content of your hair there Sensitive words are blocked, "the other side flew me anxious:.".??! I wrote a word, black nightclub in the past, you talk about the eternal light which is sensitive to the word night, light, or eternal "I calm replied: "nightclub." (@ Lu Jing Hill)
An old man at 10 Downing Street slipped and fell to the ground, David Cameron comes out to prepare great tech the car. Cameron went on the elderly arm up. "Thank you, ah." Thanks for the elderly. great tech "If you really want to thank me," Cameron great tech said, "as long as the next election to vote for me and my party on it." "Listen, buddy child," the old man said, "I threw the butt, I did not drop the head "-! Little Red Rooster
Myrtle: "Kang, you sing a song for me to listen to it." "Good Love Yongqi really need ..." "You paralysis ah.".
Today do not know how. Go to the pharmacy and found that all of them squatted on the ground. He then went to the bus, radio call, the car crowded, please protect your portable valuables, then a car people have to get off. Very strange. (@ Pretend in New York)
@ Pan Diary: dinner strike, chilly Lian-rong, weather condensate evil. Zishi Street cold water pond trouble. Toad frogs, birds hoarseness month. Qi colored cow ghost hole, the size of the snake god frequency profiling. Humanity is troubled stimulated Dragon, great tech snowstorms great tech are hit deadline. Avoid mortal, businesses stop line, not everything, the country holidays. Hugh boats, car trip suddenly, Tibetan knives, Aunt busy. Water Margin great tech mention absurd extreme, great tech Naian guilty great tech ninety load; Mo complain lotus high points, play old-fashioned eighth chapter. [Far right] @ a poster: This street, hit the end of the world also plays smoke, no smoke hit the end of the world but also from the people ever panic? But I do not know that eighty Song country, in the end are the foundation for generations of generations panic. Mo debate whether great tech the World Wind Kusakabe this, just look at this street would not be a World Wind. It can be said that zishi less bustling street, people are not doing little road is wide, slave dash'd see clearly, as the saying goes, people magnanimous viable long legs, hands and feet and then stopped in the street too long reach people.
[] Northland scenery old society, bound over to play, sealing great tech the bus window. Inner and outer layers of the capital looking inspection; shrouded streets uniforms. great tech Dove into the cage, model aircraft registration, want to let the bird floating net. Footbridge, look militia red flag, especially enchanting. Security so many strokes, so the streets Aunt tired thin waist. Xi sharpening old man, temporarily unemployed; logistics and express delivery, distribution handful. Genghis Khan, only carry nail clippers. All to the men, a few heroes wear the armband whole.
@ PikaVision- sheep LanSheep: I am a photographer, one day while I drink while shooting in the street. At this time, a beggar came and sat next to me began to beg for food. I think he's pathetic, gave him a dollar, then continue shooting. Beggars can doing good business, it boring to watch what I shot, then after a while child, he says profoundly, should no longer be halved block exposure. [Far right]PastorWang: I trembled and asked him: "? You are playing photography," he said:. "No, my grandfather great tech play"
Spartans meet people dedicated to it, and what they would send it? 1, give me really nice girl pour 2 hands are swollen shoot at night to let the hotel waiter rubbed 3, just go to sleep to be photographed reporter, I would not be red ah, seeking consolation four, did not dare to wear My Patek Philippe 5 to Beijing a week and wanted my daughter six, finally opened over immediately to return to America. (@ Pretend in New York)
Historical multiple-choice exams: Second Guangzhou Uprising who fired the first shot? Sung Chiao-jen sen A B C D Xing Xu Xilin, candidates choose C. Also look at the second question: Second Guangzhou Uprising who fired the second shot? Candidates silly, we chose a B. Then look at the third question, Second Guangzhou Uprising, the third who fired the gun? Candidates crazy, random selection of A. The teacher went to find out exam volumes. great tech The teacher took the textbook says: Xing fired three shots, opened the Second Guangzhou Uprising prologue. (Eitelkit)
Just interview a daughter, resume very beautiful, Cheung Kong Graduate School graduate, EMBA. I in the industrial zone of about 10 yuan shop, get away I pay, she did not hesitate, great tech wearing cap are my own. Woman every family, so do not understand the ways of the world. Attention to detail, their achievements. Otherwise, you will never find godfather, godfather to eat hand-made sauce. (@ Writer - God Bless)
They valentine day, I put up with; they are for Christmas, I have put up with; they had Halloween, I was put up. Finally, they began to Thanksgiving, I could not, so I said to them: then how the American Festival, or Chinese next life you Ah ...... (@ pretend in New York)
Recently, the stock market crash, stock market expert friend asked what the situation. A stock market expert: Damn, still worse than divorce, assets have shrunk by half, and his wife are still in.
The DPRK Dynasty country to enjoy long reign resembles. "Independence" decade reign title "leap forward", then the whole nation the great famine, people eat, Liu Yin violate the public to correct its excessive. The anger, the more the "Cultural Revolution." Dynasty collapse, Ai "whatevers" that Zen is located Taizong great tech years, Yi Yuan "reform." Thereafter Corrections primary and all his predecessor on today's calendar of "Three Represents", "scientific development", "harmony" III. Prince great tech Powerbut now imminent, hangers with "happiness" recommend it. (@ Deng ground)
"Fart, what you eat foods are indomitable spirit." - Good brilliantly ......
On acfun asked: Jane's said China's next generation stealth fighter capability with Chinese characteristics, then what is Chinese characteristics? Someone answer: enemy aircraft radar screen: According great tech to relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search great tech results are not displayed. (@ Hikaru095)
I am 16 years old and not a virgin how? Last time there do not know who to me on QQ. Ask me how, I said 16, he said you were a virgin? I said no. Then he began to say to me, what 90 is brain damage, would be so small does not spare his own body, ah, ah how to explain with my parents, and then I pulled him straight black. I think I was not a virgin 16-year-old how? I am a man not a virgin how? (Rzcat)
Me: "I think the children God has given me the best gift" Wife: "What about me?" Me: "You are God" brother in this life will depend on the reaction happy with the.
"Who is the winner of The Nobel Prize in Literature?" "Cant Say" "come great tech on! Tell me!" "Cant Say" "Why not? Tell me!" "Cant Say" "fuck you!" (@ Marber Yong)
Bus compression algorithm really is Best of, obviously has not come up before a stop people, and to the next station still can not get on two people get off. (Jaycybird) great tech
Prince Sihanouk, after the founding of New China in Beijing to petition the longest petitioners. In its petition process, had hundreds of times to get Chinese great tech state leaders. Stability maintenance personnel have also been cut to visit his home, tricked back home under house arrest. After the success great tech of its rights, Prince Sihanouk for their rights to be commemorating the years, in its petition to Beijing to settle. (Pufei)
Evening great tech room, Chan Chao INTERACTIVE great tech lead to bedside: "cat, you're from me now." Chan Chao pained: "dark days" package adults through the door, happened to hear this, immediately the whole face pasted window paper, the heart, come on, young people, the government can only help here. Yuemingxingxi night, deep reactive with the name. Policy-making, how do you see? (@ Mustard large fresh)
A well-known professor of Beijing University grassroots research, ask a farmer: What is the difference between love and marriage? Farmer without thinking casually A: Actually is very simple: You slept with her today, tomorrow, and she wanted to sleep, which is love. You slept with her today, tomorrow, and she had to sleep, which is marriage. They both revered professor looked ashamed farmer himself: more incisive ah, this is my research topic century a lifetime ah! [Far right] @ Kong Ergou: The difference between friends and customers: Friends are still drinking meal drink, customers have to finish a meal and drink. @ LIU: Well, they say: the so-called career is done today, tomorrow also wanted to do; so-called career is done today, tomorrow will have to do it!
[Buy] China peach pie Gazette: Although this peach Peach, but strictly speaking is the Republic great tech of peach. Confucianism: I only sell genuine, others are selling the cottage peach! Liberals: love it or leave. great tech Mao powder: do not buy my peach who are traitors! Known: Peach is fifty cents to buy next. (@ Tea Syria 4th generation)
I am a well-known female forum browse informative, I found there are so many sister asked: "When a man struck up a conversation with you, how insignificant difference in the end he is still friendly and funny lust ???", I laughed, great tech intend to go back to a point stickers, but found it about more than two hundred pieces replies are only three words ------------ "see looks." (@ beast called Yi Xing)
Hua Cao Cao to see headaches said, "to cut the brain ... ... To ...", Cao Cao one to cut his head, he sent the Hua Tuo cut. Shortly great tech after the death Hua, Cao headache recurrence. Pi heard about, but do nothing. great tech Lady Bian to, he scolded: "Why unhappy Shen Yi Hua please come to heal?." great tech Pi to wipe his face with a long-sleeved one, sobbed: "! Even just ...... ...... ...... even Dad just kill him" (awguo) great tech
And Dad chat, to help him deal with computer problems then use the remote access, then not related. I told Dad said, "Dad, I want to buy a pad to read", so I saw dad in there typing: "How great tech much ah" and then literally deleted, great tech replaced by another sentence: "buy chant." [Another version] Do not shoot my head: and the father chat, to help him deal with computer problems then use remote access, then not related. I told Dad said, "Dad, I want to buy a ipad reading", so I saw dad in there typing: "? How much money" and then literally deleted. Open the page to check prices. Then again wrote: buy JB!
Mrs. Chinese man born with a reconstruction mission, she not only to transform you, but you want to occupy and dominate all
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